Increase its size Stretch it more Exercise it more Bigger the better B'coz nothin looks better on ur face than THAT NAUTY SMILE
An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
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